i'm also a big nerdy queer who likes physics, opera, the internet, and horses. oh, also, one time i cut my finger with an x-acto knife trying to open a present on christmas day. that about sums me up.
http://manboobz.com/2012/01/04/bicycle-riding-ladies-and-other-threats-to-manly-order/
David Futrelle on why the men’s rights movement is not new. Brilliant.
IT MIGHT JUST BE THE ECSTASY BUT YOU FEEL AMAZING RIGHT NOW.
I DON’T EVEN LIKE THIS CLUB BUT I WOULD LET YOU FILL ME WITH BABIES IN THE COAT CHECK.
I’M SO THIRSTY.
I PUT MY WALLET IN THE TOILET TANK SO IT COULD SWIM.
I’M JUST GOING TO RUB YOUR FACE FOR AN HOUR OR TWO. IT’S SO SOFT.
I WANT TO DANCE UNTIL I LITERALLY DIE.
panda-mo asked:
Could you make a photoset of the clip where Homer bursts into Bart’s bedroom screaming “BART DO YOU WANT SOME BROWNIES BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?!” while wielding a butcher knife? And then bursting in again with a chainsaw and hockey mask? I find that scene HILARIOUS!!
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deenergized asked:
I would love to have a gif of The Lumber King from Realty Bites ;D
Lumber…we need lumber…
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Jana Wirth & Natalia Piro by Michael Donovan
Oh my! More rakishness. This is pretty much what I imagine Byron’s whole life was like (with the sex of the lady depending on circumstance, of course).
holy shit
